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Shipped within ten days. As these are natural, handmade products, there may be a difference of approximately 10%, please understand.<\/h4>\n

Warning: Extreme Cuteness Ahead!<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n

Who says spiritual healing has to be serious? Meet the\u00a0<\/span>Tanfog “Baby Spud”<\/span><\/strong>\u2014the tiniest, purest, and most adorable energy booster you\u2019ll ever meet.<\/span><\/p>\n

With his raw\u00a0<\/span>Clear Quartz<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0“hair,” his derpy little eyes, and a\u00a0<\/span>tiny sparkly charm<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0in his mouth, he\u2019s looking for a forever home. He promises to sit quietly on your desk, judge your coworkers (silently), and radiate good vibes all day long.<\/span><\/p>\n

Why Adopt a “Baby Spud”?<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n
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    \ud83e\udd7a\u00a0<\/span>Instant Serotonin:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Look at that face! It is scientifically impossible to be sad when this little guy is staring at you. He is the ultimate\u00a0<\/span>Emotional Support Object<\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    \u2728\u00a0<\/span>The “Master Healer” Energy:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Despite his silly appearance, the crystal is real. We use genuine\u00a0<\/span>Raw Clear Quartz<\/span><\/strong>, known for amplifying focus, clearing mental fog, and purifying negative energy.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    \ud83d\udc8e\u00a0<\/span>Unique Personality:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Each potato is hand-kneaded from natural clay. He comes with a\u00a0<\/span>miniature rhinestone charm<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0(his “pacifier” or treasure) embedded in the front for that extra sparkle.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Perfect For…<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n
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      The Overworked:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0A perfect “Desk Pet” for office workers who can’t bring a real dog to work.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      The Student:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0A “Study Buddy” to keep you focused during finals.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      The Gift Giver:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0The perfect “Just Because” gift that costs less than a dinner but lasts forever.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      Specifications<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n
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        Name:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Baby Spud (Clear Quartz Edition).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Crystal:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0100% Natural Raw Clear Quartz Point.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Body:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Hand-sculpted Pottery Clay with painted eyes.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Detail:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Embedded Zirconia\/Rhinestone charm (Random color).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Size:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Tiny but mighty (Approx. 3-4cm).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Adoption Status:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Waiting for you!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        Common Questions (FAQ)<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n

        Q: Can I name him?<\/span><\/strong>
        A:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Yes! We highly encourage it. In fact, he might come with a blank “Adoption Certificate” card for you to fill out.<\/span><\/p>\n

        Q: Is the crystal sharp?<\/span><\/strong>
        A:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0It is a raw, natural stone, so it may have organic edges. Please handle your baby spud with care (he likes gentle pats).<\/span><\/p>\n

        Q: Is the charm a pacifier?<\/span><\/strong>
        A:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0It\u2019s open to interpretation! Some see a pacifier, some see a jewel he’s offering you. We think it makes him look extra precious.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        Adopt your own crystal baby! This handmade clay “potato” features a raw Clear Quartz crown and a tiny sparkly charm. The cutest emotional support gift for your desk.<\/p>","protected":false},"featured_media":30813,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[378,381],"product_tag":[367,366],"class_list":{"0":"post-30812","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-crystal","7":"product_cat-potato-shaped-crystal","8":"product_tag-crystal-desk-pet","9":"product_tag-kawaii-desk-accessories","11":"first","12":"instock","13":"sale","14":"shipping-taxable","15":"purchasable","16":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/30812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30812"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/30812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30909,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/30812\/revisions\/30909"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=30812"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=30812"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zenithangka.com\/ja\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=30812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}